• Tenured undergraduate Computer Science student at Wayne State University. If I keep talking about how I plan to transfer to the University of Michigan, maybe someday I'll actually do it.
• Windows NT sysadmin. Administering NT is like mud-wrestling with a shoggoth: a big oozing tentacled mess that quickly drives you permanently insane.
• Vice President and ex officio Scheming-Machiavellian-at-Large of the Wayne Weregamers gaming club. There'd be a hyperlink here if we had a web page (more precisely, if our web page had any content). One of these days I'm going to put up something nifty for the Weregamers. Really. I mean it this time.
• Lifetime President-in-Exile of CUSFS. That's the Columbia University Science Fiction Society. It's a long story, and you really don't want to know any of it.
• Deputy Director of the Central Arrogance Agency (DNRC). O- Holder of Past Knowledge with Pioneer Preference. Credentials just don't come much more meaningless than that.
• Elboid. Hi, Craig!
• Twentysomething, tall, fat, long curly black hair, heavily bearded. No pictures. If I wanted people to see what I looked like, I wouldn't use email.
• Denizen of Ypsilanti, Michigan, USA. That's near Ann Arbor, about 40 miles west of Detroit, if you care.
• Owned jointly by two Siamese cats, Skyler and Milo.
• Baritone.

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